Lawyer Jokes

A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

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Get Your Job [Joke no Joke]

Yeah, it's really a hard time. Year 2009 is one of the worst recession time that ever we have now. Even the economist always said, it's over and the world economy is recovering, the men on the street still in struggle.

Live must goes on. Something must be done to get the job! It's doesn't matter rather a full time or a part time job. But, YOU MUST GET IT for the money!

Well, we had to compete others out there. Make it cool, don't blow up your mind. Just relax and calm down. Set up your strategy and let's do it very naturally! Here we go...

God! You have a bad luck today?

Things didn't happen as you planned. All up side down... The worst become worsen. What's the idea now?

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Having Fun with Funny Animals

People always having fun with their family and colleagues. Gathering and talk together, sharing a good moments, cheering the lauhter and so on. And, some times people enjoy playing with their pets. This is a normal fenomenon for pet's lover. But, better you watch up what kind of animal it were.

Even to anybody outside there, occasionally you may spot a funny moment something like these video.

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It's Soccer Time!

Football or Americans call it as soccer are very prestigious sport around the world.

Profesional clubs make a big money on this sport. But sometimes we may spot incidents that we don't expect to. Well, take it as a bonus!

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How to get good laugh

Everyday almost of us doing the same routine. Wake up, get ready for work, school or college and bla, bla, bla! No sense of humor. Day by day we're become mad of the rat race. Do we losing out the fun from our lives? Do you???

Humor is the all essential ingredient for leading a healthy, positive life.The same old routine of everyday-sprinkle humor onto it and the drudgery of life becomes more bearable. Just hang out with friends and having a good laugh, for those few precious moments you'll be able to leave behind all the worries, pains, and pressures of existence.

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